Tuesday, August 12, 2008

ARE YOU A BAD TEMPERED PERSON?!

Bad Temper

There was a young boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer into the fence. The first day, the boy had driven thirty seven nails into the fence.

Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails on the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all.

He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold temper. The days passed and the boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father looks his son by the hand and lends him to the fence. He said, “Son, you have done well, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You ca put a knife in a man and draw it out, it wont matter how many times you say I’m sorry, THE WOUNG IS SILL THERE. A VERBAL WOUND IS AS BAD AS PHYSICAL ONE.”

Originally posted by:

BREYANOTIC

Monday, August 11, 2008

Types of Kiss



Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them :-)




Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) - Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.

Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.

Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

French Kiss - The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss".

Fruity Kiss - Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.

Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.

Hickey Kiss - The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.

Mistletoe Kiss - Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.

Letter Kiss - Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.

Neck Nibble Kiss - Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.

Nip Kiss - This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.

Shoulder Kiss - Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.

Sip Kiss - Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.

Talking Kiss - Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth. If caught in the act, simply say as Chico Marx, "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."

Tiger Kiss - Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.

Trickle Kiss - Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner's mouth while kissing.

Tongue Sucking - A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner's tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy :-)

Quickie Kiss - When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.

Vacuum Kiss - While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.

Virtual Kiss - For Internet lovers. Send an e-card or a kiss via email with this symbol: :-* .

Sunday, August 10, 2008

DON’T WE ALL?! (A true to life inspiring story, try to read this one. Reply if you want.)

I was sitting in front of the mall while texting. I was waiting for my friends. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what a society considers a bum (beggar). From the looks of him, he has no home, no clean clothes and no money. There are times when you feel generous and there are other times that you just don’t want to be bothered. This was one of those I don’t want to be bothered.



“I hope he doesn’t ask me for any money,” I thought.

He didn’t.

He came and sat on the curb in front of the bus stop but he didn’t look like he could have enough money to even ride a jeep. After a few minutes he spoke. “That’s a very nice phone,” he said. He was ragged but he had an air of dignity around him.

I said, “Thanks,” and continued texting.

He sat there quietly. The expected plea for money never came. As the silence between us widened something inside said, “Ask him if he needs any help.” I was sure that he would say “yes” but I held true to the inner voice.

“Do you need help?” I asked.

He answered in three simple profound words that I shall never forget. We often look for wisdom in great men and women. We expect it from those of higher learning and accomplishments. I expected nothing but an outstretched grimy hand. He spoke the three words that shook me.

“DON’T WE ALL?” he said. I was feeling high and mighty, successful and important, above a bum on the street, until those three words hit me like a twelve gauge machine gun. Don’t we all?



I needed help. Maybe not for jeepney fare or a place to sleep, but I needed help. I reached in my wallet and gave him not only enough for bus fare, but, enough to get warm meal. No matter how much you have, no matter how loaded you are with problems, even without money or place to sleep, you can give help. Even if it’s just a compliment, you can give that. You never know when you may see someone that appears to have it all. They are waiting on you to give them what they don’t have. A different perspective on life, a glimpsed of something beautiful, a respite from daily chaos, that only you through a torn world can see. Maybe the man was just a homeless stranger wandering the streets. Maybe he was sent by a power that is great and wise, to minister to a soul too comfortable from them.



“Go minister to that man who was texting, that man needs help.” DON’T WE ALL?”

Bryanotic, the call center guy


This guy is out in abundance. Sure, his hours are moderately horrible, but that can sometimes be a good thing. He’s usually free during the daytime, which is a plus. Of course, he could also be dead during the daytime, which is a minus, unless of course you have a thing for zombies. That aside, the call center guy rakes in enough cash to spoil you, and he could also recite poems to you in a flawless customer-service accent. If you’re into role playing, he could try the “innocent customer service representative and you are the angry yet horny foreign customer who flies the way to Manila.” Sounds like fun, eh?!

This is just one of the professions that should be included in the hot list that’s mostly subjugated by doctors, lawyers, pilots, and any other profession that’s made it into an adult film. In fact, any profession can make it into the hot list – you just have to be imaginative.